Ever get that nice pain that starts in you butt and shoots down your leg? Boy, I do and I would do just about anything to get rid of the pain. Today was no different. I needed a booty massage like nobody's business!
I limped in the door from work and started to put some things away in the kitchen. The pain shot down my leg and throbbed in my left hip. So I did what anybody in this situation would do. I asked the hubs to punch me in the ass. With each pelt, I felt the pain start to melt away. I was finally feeling the pain subside and I let out a satisfying groan. Or two. Okay, I was practically screaming like, well, you know.
That's when hubs started to laugh. I turned around to see we had awakened our 13 year old (who had fallen asleep on the couch). The look on his face was absolutely priceless. It was a mixture of confusion and disgust, all topped with the look of "this is what woke me up???" I quickly started to explain my pain in the ass, but he wasn't hearing it.
I sent him to his bed. Wonder if he's having nightmares now?
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